Crafty Cali Sluts Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the land of California Sluts, where the creepers are as wild as the parties! Join our server for a chance to build your own mansion on Rodeo Drive, complete with diamond-encrusted walls and a pool filled with lava (because water is so last season).

But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.

And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?

So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5944
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	708
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ventilator Vibes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	87
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	97	Enchantments Applied:	176
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Villages Defended:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LunchRoomGrief

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2672	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BoomTalkCraft

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	795798
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.