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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 4071 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!