Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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