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PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

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haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyNorseWarfare

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	118
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1885	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Potions Brewed:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ores Mined:	8745
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	3173
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	2031	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyKarateLady

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Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1136
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	5