Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Magic Items Found: 6382 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Void Gems Collected: 27
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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