Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Gods Slained: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 107 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 318 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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