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Mystic Isles Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ANONYMOUS, Craft, GGG, Isles, mystic, No. 93224606, VT

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Farms Harvested:	375
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Love Letters Sent:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild and wacky adventures! We got cows that can do the cha-cha, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have a built-in disco ball feature, our Ender Dragons can do the Macarena, and our Nether is basically a giant hot tub party!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this server and experience the most bonkers and bizarre Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again!

PreggoPoutCraft

Australian border, Communication, compromise, Delivery, difficult decisions, family dynamics, Family Support, firstborn, husband, in-laws, lockdowns, long-distance relationship, missing out, overseas trip, pandemic, parental advice, parents, PreggoPoutCraft, Pregnancy, secret pregnancy, support system

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9601
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the drama and excitement you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of secret pregnancies, long-distance relationships, and family reunions like you’ve never seen before. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be mining for juicy gossip and scandalous secrets!

Who needs to worry about creepers and zombies when you can navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics and relationship drama? With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never want to leave our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Just remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than a creeper is a mother-in-law with a secret agenda.

InkMasterMinecraftSMP

artwork, beauty, body art, Choice, Creative, decision, design, Expression, Individuality, ink, InkMasterMinecraftSMP, inspiration, Meaningful, Permanent, Personal, skin, Style, symbol, tattoo, Tomorrow, Unique

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	14

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest tattoos in the game! Like, our whole spawn area is covered in tattoo designs that our players have gotten in real life. It’s like a living art gallery, but in Minecraft!

One time, this player got a tattoo of a creeper on their arm and then built a giant creeper statue in the game. It was like they were channeling the creeper’s energy or something. And another player got a tattoo of a diamond sword on their back and now they’re the best PvPer on the server. It’s like the tattoo gave them superpowers or something.

So if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and show off your sick ink, you have to join our SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get virtual tattoos for your character. It’s like a whole new level of customization, bro. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

GasCraft: Pumped Up Fun

CAR, car wash, coffee, convenience store, Diesel, drinks, Favorite, fill up, Fuel, Fun, gas station, GasCraft, gasoline, highway, loyalty program, pit stop, pumped, rest area, restrooms, road trip, sandwiches, SNACKS, travel

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Towns Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old gas stations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the most epic gas station you’ve ever seen! Our gas pumps shoot out diamonds instead of gasoline, and the snack aisle is stocked with enchanted golden apples. Plus, if you can find the secret underground bunker, you’ll discover a treasure trove of rare ores and loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So forget about filling up your car, come fill up your inventory at our gas station instead!

Extinct Fish Frenzy

animal conservation, aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation programs, ecosystem, endangered animals, Endangered species, environmental crisis, Extinct, Extinction, Fauna, Fish, Frenzy, Freshwater, Freshwater Ecosystems, habitat destruction, species at risk, threatened, vulnerable species, water habitats, wildlife protection

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	938823	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crops Grown:	1271
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a whole quarter of freshwater fauna threatened with extinction! Why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and drama? Swim with the endangered fishies and help them survive in our pixelated world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the savior of the underwater realm! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest aquatic adventure of your life!

Waiting For Bully 1.20.2

1.20.2, anticipation, bully, Bully 2, Characters, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, high school, long awaited, open world, Protagonist, release date, rockstar games, Rumors, Sequel, speculation, storylines, video game, Waiting, Wishlist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, forget about Bully 2, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn! Plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers trying to ruin your day. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even a llama mayor who speaks in Shakespearean insults!

CraftyCatMom Minecraft Server

10. Pet relationships, 11. Communication, 12. Respect, 13. Personal space, 14. Assertiveness, 15. Family living arrangements, 16. Cat behavior, 17. Pet care, 18. Interpersonal relationships, 19. conflict resolution, 2. Cat, 20. Self-identity., 3. Family dynamics, 4. Pet ownership, 5. Boundaries, 6. Competition, 7. Mother-in-law, 8. Husband, 9. Role confusion, CraftyCatMom, MIL, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and pet ownership.

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?

ERBlockParty

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mines Excavated:	3795
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ores Mined:	9145	Astral Projections Made:	2

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1275
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

Players:	106/600	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3