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TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crops Grown:	5280	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Votes:	2762

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Void Gems Collected:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	420202	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mines Excavated:	4928
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	996922
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Star Shards Collected:	296
Mines Excavated:	4087	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	258
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	New Chunks Explored:	709986
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

Players:	94/900	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	792228	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8