Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

Abuse, anal slave, anally, butt, Crafty, dark thoughts, destructive behavior, emotional turmoil, fix my life, gook, Inner Demons, Loneliness, no gf, Pirates, probably not, Problem, relationships, seeking fulfillment, seeking validation, self reflection, sexual desires, taboo fantasies, tfw, unhealthy fantasies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	327
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Crops Grown:	8983

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3588	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8517	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Divine Spears Created:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftInsomnia

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, calming music, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, herbal remedies, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleep tips, sleepless nights, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Do you find yourself counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with sheep herding, but with a twist – these sheep can talk and tell you hilarious bedtime stories to help you drift off into dreamland. Who needs boring old counting when you can have a sheep serenade you to sleep? So come on over and join us for a night of fluffy fun and insomnia-banishing shenanigans!

EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

capacity, China, containment measures, emergency, EpicHMPV, Epidemic, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, HMPV, Hospitals, Infectious Disease, medical facilities, Minecraft, outbreak, overwhelmed, pandemic, Patients, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Surge, Virus

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!

CraftyBlockz: No Freeze, No Concessions, Just Fun!

aggression, appeasement, Concessions, Conflict, CraftyBlockz, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Evil, FREEZE, Fun, Geopolitical, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, intervention, Négotiation, Peace, political leaders, public figures, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join dis server ASAP!

imagine this: u log into the server and u see a giant chicken riding a pig while shooting lasers out of its eyes! yeah, that’s right, we got crazy mods that will blow ur mind!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles armed with diamond swords! only the bravest of players can conquer this challenge!

oh, and did i mention that our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy? yeah, u heard me right, CANDY LAND!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing adventures that Minecraft has to offer! remember, “do not appease evil,” but do join our server for a wild ride!

Hydro Gap Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, alternative fuel, carbon emissions, clean energy, energy efficiency, energy independence, energy innovation, energy security, Energy Transition, environmental impact, gap, government policy, HYDRO, Hydrogen technology, infrastructure development, Philippines, public awareness, public perception, renewable energy, Sustainable development, technology adoption, transportation sector

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Dragons Tamed:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot guarded by a squad of ninja chickens.

if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player who forgot to bring torches. we have epic build battles where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt.

so come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server this side of the nether. trust me, you won’t regret it.

DarkLight

1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, Adventure, Creative, darklight, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Animals Bred:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

DarkLight Prison Server

Server Overview

Server Name	DarkLight Prison Server
Version	1.21
P2W Advantages	No
Server IP	139.99.136.69:25585

FAQ

1. What is DarkLight Prison Server?

DarkLight is a new prison server on version 1.21, offering a classic prison experience with no pay-to-win advantages.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: 139.99.136.69:25585

3. Is the server unique and competitive?

Yes, DarkLight offers a unique and competitive environment for players to climb through the ranks.

Mythical Quests 1.21.1

1.21.1, AUTHORITY, confusion, Congress, constitution, ELUSIVE, Entity, Fool, Government, headless chickens, leadership, misunderstanding, Mythical, Navy ships, ownership, people, Politics, power, Quests, royal palaces, society, State

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered what the heck “the state” even is? Like, apparently it owns royal palaces and navy ships and all that jazz. But like, nobody really knows what it is! Some people think it’s congress, some think it’s the constitution, like what even? And get this, some peeps actually think the politicians are the state, like they own everything and run the show. It’s like a big ol’ mystery, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the headless chicken vibes of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got mythical entities, royal palaces, navy ships – you name it, we got it! Who needs to figure out what “the state” is when you can just chill and build epic stuff in Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and let’s escape reality together, bro!

NoWeekendPlansLOL

active lifestyle, Communication, compromise, Downtime, healthy habits, Hiking, mental health, Netflix, NoWeekendPlansLOL, personal time, physical activity, reading, relationship boundaries, Relaxation, self-care, video games, Walking, weekend plans, weekends, weight management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3001	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of downtime? Look no further! Join our server and take a break from the virtual world by exploring the great outdoors with your pixelated pals.

Our server is perfect for couples looking to mix things up and get active together. Whether you’re slightly overweight or a healthy weight, there’s room for everyone to roam and conquer new lands.

Forget the gym, on our server, you’ll be hiking and walking through towns you never knew existed. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need a weekend to just chill and binge-watch Netflix. It’s all about balance, right?

So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be active, take breaks, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

Griefer’s Paradise Minecraft Server

BRIBE, bribery allegations, Corruption, court case, criminal charges, european politics, former president, French politics, Gaddafi, Griefers, high profile trial, justice system, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, money laundering, Nicolas Sarkozy, Paradise, political bribery, political corruption, political scandal, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

LOL U HEAR BOUT DIS? NICOLAS SARKOZY ON TRIAL FOR TAKIN’ A FAT €50M BRIBE FROM GADDAFI! 😂🤣🤑

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE AS SHADY AS SARKOZY, BUT WITHOUT THE LEGAL TROUBLES! BUILD UR OWN SECRET BRIBE ROOMS AND MAKE DEALS WITH VIRTUAL DICTATORS! 😎💼💰

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BRIBE WARS” AND “CORRUPTION RACES”! U CAN EVEN DESIGN UR OWN JAIL CELLS FOR WHEN U GET CAUGHT! 🚓🔒

JOIN NOW AND LET’S SEE IF U CAN OUTSMART THE VIRTUAL AUTHORITIES! 😜🕵️‍♂️🔍

MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

Alliance, Ally, BFF, Brothers of Italy, CONSERVATIVE, EURO, Europe, european union, far right, Forza Italia, international relations, italy, leader, Lega Nord, Matteo Salvini, Meloni, MeloniCraft, nationalism, political ideology, Politics, populist, right wing, trump, Trumps

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Votes:	5631
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Alien Abductions:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!