Crafty Bros: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories and questionable masculinity

bjj, bros, Conspiracy, controversy, Crafty, culture, Dominant, FITNESS, Gay, grappling, homoerotic, Martial Arts, Masculinity, meets, middle class, Minecraft, passtime, physical exercise, psyop, Questionable, self defense, Sport, Stereotypes, Submission, theories, Upper Class, White

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines that don’t involve grappling with sweaty dudes in spandex? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve cracked the code on why BJJ is taking over the world – it’s all a psyop to turn everyone into homoerotic grappling machines! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy conspiracy theories, intense battles, and maybe even a few spandex-clad surprises along the way. Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join now and unlock your inner grappling god!

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	114
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	458165
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Votes:	2325	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Towns Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3532	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	2895	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	1133
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	325165
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	93	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br