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BlocktopiaVIP

Awareness, BlocktopiaVIP, Privilege, societal advantages, societal biases, societal blind spots, societal inequalities, societal norms, societal privileges, unacknowledged benefits, unconscious advantages, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crops Grown:	8695	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

The privilege of joining our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of cake, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

DisinfoCraft: Zelenskyy vs Trump

Communication, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, trump, Trust, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8113	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! zelenskyy says trump is ‘surrounded by disinformation’ but on our server, the only thing surrounded by disinformation is our legendary treasure hunt!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you will unlock special powers to turn all the creepers into cute kittens! but be warned, there are trolls lurking in the shadows ready to steal your loot and prank you with exploding chickens!

join now for a wild ride of adventure, mystery, and chaos! who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server!

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, adult entertainment, avoiding work, don’t wanna, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Gaming, grind, hentai, jacking off, Lazy, leisure, not working, procrastination, Relaxation, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation, time off, video games, work

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	4197	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	195
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4898	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	4353
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	338	Animals Bred:	67
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	8023
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4108
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	592
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	New Chunks Explored:	181983
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3