Crafty Boobs Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Metallic Animal Kingdom

#metallic, animal, ecological impact, environmental history, environmental impact, european history, Heavy metal pollution, heavy metals, historical evidence, historical pollution, Kingdom, Medieval Europe, medieval wildlife, metal contamination, Middle Age Europe, pollution effects, pollution history, pollution on wildlife, pollution research, wildlife, wildlife contamination, wildlife health, wildlife toxicity

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1387
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where heavy metal pollution is the name of the game. That’s right, we’ve got animals rocking out to Metallica and Iron Maiden while mining for diamonds. It’s like the Middle Ages meets a rock concert, baby!

Join our server and witness the craziest wildlife you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a pack of wolves headbanging to Black Sabbath, a flock of chickens moshing to Slayer, and a herd of cows throwing up devil horns to Megadeth. It’s a headbanger’s paradise, my friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Heavy Metal Dungeon, where players can battle it out with monsters inspired by their favorite metal bands. From Ozzy Osbourne zombies to Lemmy Kilmister skeletons, you’ll never know what brutal boss awaits you in the depths of the dungeon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and rock out with your block out! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. Let’s get heavy, baby!

Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	4182
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

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Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1201
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	4088
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	3145	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	8863
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crops Grown:	6752	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5042
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crops Grown:	4731
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Emeralds Found:	5897
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	2680
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4