Crafty Bitches: The Server Where We Solve Mysteries and Build Shit

anger, annoyance, Bitches, BUILD, Communication Issues, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, Crafty, disagreement, emotional distress, emotional outburst, explosive reaction, Frustration, heated argument, hostility, Irritation, misunderstanding, Mysteries, provocation, relationship problems, Resentment, Server, Shit, SOLVE, Tension

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	102
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got players who build entire cities made out of nothing but cake, players who ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, and even players who have tamed their own pet Ender Dragon (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “What was her fucking problem?” incident. Legend has it that a player once got so fed up with another player’s shenanigans that they built a giant statue of them out of TNT and blew it up in spectacular fashion. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater that can still be seen to this day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness).

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	1

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Holy Grails Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	168
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Potions Brewed:	80
Players Killed by Monsters:	931	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	8265
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ores Mined:	1175
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5515	Dragon Eggs Found:	5172
New Chunks Explored:	728711	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Farms Harvested:	871
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Void Armor Forged:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Potions Brewed:	87	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	182
Animals Bred:	128	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Crops Grown:	7448
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!