Crafty Bitch Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to breakdance like a pro too. Plus, our pigs can fly. No, seriously. They sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You’ll be dancing to the beat of their funky tunes until the sun comes up. And don’t even get me started on our pet wolves. They have a secret talent for singing opera. It’s truly a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet that legendary breakdancing chicken.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	3928
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Love Letters Sent:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

UNLAWFULGADGETS

arms control, Conflict, cyber attacks, digital weapons, diplomatic relations, Ethics, global governance, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ordinary devices, Peacekeeping, regulations, rights chief, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, united nations, UNLAWFULGADGETS, VIOLATION, WARFARE, weaponizing

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	8550	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	106
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Novidium

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Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Astopia

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Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Holy Grails Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1907	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

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ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1266	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!