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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2881 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4847 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!