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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3969 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 129 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!