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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2178 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 199 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!
