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Mine Kinkin

Community, Listening, Mine Kinkin, Minecraft, RoiKinkin, Server, Survival, twitch, Vanilla

RoiKinkin community Minecraft server!

Server survival!! Come join, and follow roikinkin on twitch! Committed to listening!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Void Gems Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

270towin, Blue wave, Campaign, Democracy, Dems, election, electoral college, Fortifying, Minecraft, no tossups, outcome, Pa, PALS, Pennsylvania, PIXEL, political tactics, Politics, polling, redistricting, Server, strategy, swing states, Voting, voting rights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Konami Thread Minecraft SMP

bomberman, Castlevania, contra, Gaming, Ip:, Konami, long tail tags, metal gear solid, Minecraft, New game, Pro Evolution Soccer, Silent Hill, smp, Thread, video games, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild llama with a top hat and monocle.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Balmung, Blue Velvet, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Friendless Loser Meet, GARO Final Episode, Halloween theme, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Movie, PixelPals, Primal Mist, Rafflesia, ravana, Residential Radius, Seraph, Server, Solution Nine, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule, Ultros, Wolf’s Den Pier

Are you tired of boring meetups on Balmung? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous events like the Ender Dragon Disco Party, where we dance the night away while battling the dragon. Or how about the Creeper Carnival, where we ride explosive rides and play explosive games (don’t worry, no one gets hurt… usually).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

comma separated, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, PixelatedPals, response, smp, tags, up to 20, your response

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PumpkinButter

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PumpkinButter, an SMP Java server with Geyser support for Bedrock players! We have recently updated to 1.20 and are opening our doors to new players! Our focus is on vanilla with some hand-picked plugins to enhance gameplay, including claims, ranks, jobs, heads database, chest shops, and mob catchers!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Taco Haven 2.0

age groups, balance, BUILD, Community, Competition, Economy, Griefing, Join, Minecraft, MOTD, Players, Plugins, PvE, Rework, Safe, Server, Shops, Staff, Survival, Taco Haven, Towns, Warps, welcome

Welcome to Taco Haven 2.0!

It appears we got a bit too ambitions on our first run, so we grabbed a hammer and broke everything and started over. A complete rework has been done from things as simple as our MOTD, to our staffing and plugins.

On Taco Haven 2.0 we strive to make sure everyone feels included, welcome, and safe catering to wide variety of players and age groups. With our variety of plugins we are able to allow our players to build anything from a humble home to whole towns safe from griefing, where they can even setup shops of their own and sell to others and compete for the highest balance of the server. We also offer player maintained warps so getting to these player built towns is as simple as running a command.

so Join today and see what we are about!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Robots Read This Minecraft Server

artificial companions, Artificial Intelligence, desire, funny, gf, human emotions, humor, irony, lonely robots, longing, love, machine learning, Minecraft, Read, reading, relationships, Robots, sarcasm, Sci Fi, Server, Stuff, Technology, Want

Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club

booru, club, cytube, Dark Halloween Edition, DC crossover, Fan, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mod Recommendation, OC info, official trailer, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Scary Story Spooktacular, smp, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game Recommendation, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, TailsTube

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for the Dark Halloween Edition of our server, where we talk about everything from Sonic game trailers to crossover miniseries with DC.

But that’s not all – we also have Tails telling scary stories on his own YouTube channel, TailsTube! And don’t forget about our upcoming Sonic comic releases, including a Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special.

If you join our server, you’ll gain access to our extensive link compilation, milestone pastebin, game/mod recommendation spreadsheet, and even a Perfect System Collection. Plus, we have Sonic comic scans, a booru for all things Sonic, OC info, a cytube channel, and a Pixel World to explore.

So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring the server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MoneyMC

Balanced Economy, Challenges, competitive, Custom Features, Economy, Engaging, Fun Environment, Hearts, in game, leaderboard, LifeSteal, new players, PvP, richest player, seasoned players, strategy, Survival, Trading, Unique, wealth

Money MC is a unique Lifesteal economy-based Minecraft server where survival meets strategy. Fight to stay alive by stealing hearts from other players, build your wealth through the in-game economy, and rise to the top of the leaderboard. With custom features, engaging challenges, and a balanced economy, Money MC offers a competitive yet fun environment for both seasoned and new players. Whether you’re focused on PvP, trading, or becoming the richest player, there’s always something exciting happening in the world of Money MC!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

mminecraft.org

2b2t anarchy, Anarchy, Antigrief, cave world only, Creative, Custom Datapacks, custom enchantments, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, disguises, Factions, Free Ranks, Griefing allowed, Hacking Allowed, Herobrine, minimal to no anticheat, MMinecraft.., protection sponge, Skyblock, Survival, top votes real cash prize, Vanilla, vanilla like beta gameplay

MMinecraft.org invite you on a journey into the hidden realms beneath our feet—into the fascinating world of caves and underground wonders. These natural formations, often shrouded in mystery, hold secrets that are as ancient as the Earth itself. Caves are more than just dark, damp spaces; they are magnificent ecosystems teeming with life. From the moment we step into a cave, we are transported into a different world, one that has been shaped by millions of years of geological processes.-CUSTOM PLUGINS-CUSTOM DATAPACKS-ANTIGRIEF-GRIEFING ALLOWED-PROTECTION SPONGE-CUSTOM MOBS-VANILLA LIKE BETA GAMEPLAY-CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS-HEROBRINE-SURVIVAL-CAVE WORLD ONLY-TOP VOTES REAL CASH PRIZE-DISGUISES-2B2T ANARCHY-HACKING ALLOWED-MINIMAL TO NO ANTICHEAT-FREE RANKS

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

autumn, Bootiful, candy, celebration, costumes, decorations, dress up, EXCITEMENT, Fun, ghostly vibes, Ghosts, Halloween, haunted house, Minecraft, October, Party, Pumpkins, Scary, Server, spooky, Spooky season, Trick or Treat, witches, yayoi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9162	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

asian, Asian culture, Asian girls, Asian stereotypes, chuds, Cultural differences, dating preferences, Diversity, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Girls, god’s decision, Interracial Relationships, Its…CraftyCodeQueens, Minecraft, Programmers, programming skills, racial biases, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tech industry, yt culture, yt girls

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AudRealms

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Unique content Community Friendly staff Players Bedrock support Java IP Casino Pets Ranks Adventure Multiplayer Minigames Economy Creative mode PVP Plugins Roleplay Events Customization

AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: 135.148.134.42:27013 BEDROCK IP: 135.148.134.42 (Port 27013)

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Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

awkward conversations, awkward situations, bathroom humor, bodily functions, bodily noises, breaking wind, crude humor, embarrassing bodily functions, embarrassing moments, FARTING, flatulence, funny questions, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Joined, Minecraft, passing gas, personal hygiene, Server, social norms, taboo subjects, taboo topics, uncomfortable questions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Animals Bred:	68	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5