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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 308 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?
