Crafty /b/ Crew Minecraft Server

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BroWeddingNoGoCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to leave your kids at home to attend a wedding in Italy! Unlike some people we know cough cough (looking at you, B and F), we understand that your children are precious and shouldn’t be left behind for a dog to attend a wedding.
Join our server and escape the drama of family feuds and ridiculous requests. Build a virtual world where your kids can play alongside you, because let’s face it, leaving them behind for a wedding is just plain crazy.
So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be leaving behind is the drama. Plus, our virtual doggos are always welcome, no need to choose between them and your human children! See you in the game! 🎮🐶👶🏼
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ElephantCraft: The Trunk-tastic Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can ride is a horse? Well, come join our server where you can ride on the backs of majestic elephants! That’s right, we have a whole herd of elephants just waiting for you to hop on and explore the world in style.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground elephant fight club. Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate elephant champion. Just don’t tell PETA.
And if you’re feeling a bit naughty, join our NSFW section where you can share all your elephantiest fantasies. Let your imagination run wild as you discuss all the trunk-related activities you’ve always dreamed of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the elephant shenanigans begin! Remember, elephants never forget…especially the crazy times you’ll have on our server.
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ElonCraft: Dad Disapproval
so, liek, u kno how elon musk is all abot going to space n stuff? well, his dad is liek, “bro, u haven’t been a good dad.” but u kno what is a good dad? dis minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n endermen doin the macarena. come join us for sum crazy fun, cuz elon musk’s dad said so!