Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	127	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	195
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchantments Applied:	209
Void Gems Collected:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Votes:	5415	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mines Excavated:	1159

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	117	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Votes:	5448
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9
New Chunks Explored:	78285	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Animals Bred:	91	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!