Crafty Anon’s Block Party

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Brutal, chilling, Crafty, crime, Dark, detective, Enigma, investigation, Killer, murder, Mysterious, Mystery, Party, Police, puzzle, Sleuth, solving, Suspense, Thriller, violent, whodunit

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Buildings Constructed:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our BRUTAL Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher, the challenges are crazier, and the fun never stops! Join us if you dare for an epic adventure like no other.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But instead of running away, this player fought back with nothing but a carrot and emerged victorious, earning the title of “Carrot King” for all eternity.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every full moon, the entire world turns upside down and you must navigate through a gravity-defying maze to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our BRUTAL Minecraft server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

SelfDate? Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-identity, self-reflection journal prompts, self-reflection questions, self-reflection techniques, SelfDate, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So basically, we have this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us quests to find rare blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore, but watch out because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal all our loot. And get this, there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss mob called the Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. It spits out llamas at you, it’s insane. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that you can ride if you’re feeling brave. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, it’s gonna be epic! #VillagerAliens #EnderLlamaBoss #TNTrollercoaster 🚀🐔🐲

BlockyFamilyRules

#family rituals, bizarre family rules, BlockyFamilyRules, childhood memories, family culture, family customs, family dynamics, family guidelines, family habits, family norms, family quirks, family traditions, family upbringing, Family Values, odd family rules, specific family rules, strange family rules, unique family rules, weird family rules

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must wear a banana costume while playing! Why, you ask? Well, our founder once had a traumatic experience with a monkey and now believes that bananas hold the key to unlocking ultimate gaming skills. Plus, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of players running around in yellow costumes trying to build the craziest structures imaginable?

Join us for epic banana battles, where you can duel other players with banana swords and defend your banana fortress from invading creepers. And don’t forget about our weekly banana eating contests, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potassium!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the fruity fun for yourself. Who knew that wearing a banana costume could lead to such wild adventures in the world of blocks and pixels?

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, controversy, current events, deletes statement, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, official position, opposition, Politics, Server, statement removal, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft, united states, US State Dept

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	2

so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.

come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.

so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNetUS, Diplomacy, finish the job, FinishTheJob, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, nuclear weapons, Politics, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, US support, world news

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, like, u know how netanyahu is all like, “we can finish the job against iran with US support”? well, on this minecraft server, u can finish the job against creepers with support from ur fellow players! join us and together we can conquer the minecraft world and build the most epic structures ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

Endangered Mammal Madness

Biodiversity loss, conservation challenges, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecosystem health, endangered, endangered mammals, Endangered species, environmental study, habitat destruction, human impact, human population, madness, mammal, MSU researchers, national parks, Protected habitats, species extinction, species survival., tropical forests, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE ENDANGERED MAMMALS ARE THRIVING AND LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES! OUR TROPICAL FORESTS ARE TEEMING WITH ALL SORTS OF WILD ANIMALS, FROM CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES TO MAJESTIC TIGERS.

WE’VE GOT SO MANY SPECIES THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN AMAZEMENT. NATIONAL PARKS? PFFT, WE DON’T NEED ‘EM. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A GIANT SAFARI PARK WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH ANIMALS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

SO IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT AND HELP SAVE ENDANGERED MAMMALS AT THE SAME TIME, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A RARE SPECIES OF MINECRAFT PANDA. 😉🐼🌴🌺🌿

Hubris SMP Recruitment Whitelisted

Admin-led events, Adventure, Bosses, Collaborative projects, custom content, Events, Hubris, Immersive, Lore, microphone, Minecraft, Proximity, Questlines, Recruitment, Roleplay, RPG, Server, skill trees, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, Streamer-friendly policies, Survival, Vetting server, voice chat, Whitelisted, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to Hubris SMP Season 2!

Server Details:

Modpack	A carefully curated pack with RPG elements, bosses, skill trees, and party-wide questlines.
Dedicated Server	No downtime, just pure adventure on our 24/7 server.
Focus	A mix of survival, roleplay, and collaborative gameplay.
	Community-driven lore, roleplay opportunities, and admin-led events.
Immersive Gameplay	Custom content and surprises to keep the experience fresh.

Requirements:

Microphone required	We use proximity and voice chat for a more immersive experience.
Stream-friendly	Some members stream, so be comfortable appearing in content.
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us build a positive, high-quality community.

Why Join Hubris SMP?

Engaging worldbuilding with a mix of adventure, survival, and roleplay.
Collaborative projects that bring the community together.
Admin-led events to shape the story and keep things exciting.
Streamer-friendly policies for smooth interaction, both on and off-camera.

Limited Spots Available! With our player base growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss this chance to be part of something amazing!

Join the vetting server here!

Be part of an incredible journey—apply today!

Warrior’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Bravery, Conflict, cultural norms, Decision making, Haven, historical events, life after war, Marriage, military history, Paraguayan war, personal choices, POLYGAMY, post-war life, relationships, resilience, societal expectations, South American History, Survival, Traditions, war survivor, Warriors, Wives

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	87
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5294
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate post-war survival challenge!

Build your own harem of virtual wives while crafting and mining your way to victory!

Who needs therapy when you can escape to a pixelated world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your wife count)?

Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer both the battlefield and the virtual dating scene – join now!

HubbyCraft: In-Law Escape

Escape, HubbyCraft, inlaw

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in your family because you can’t conceive a child? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the baby talk madness with your in-laws!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without the pressure of real-life expectations. No more awkward conversations about Sara’s kids being her whole life or feeling like you’re constantly being compared to her.

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in your decision to distance yourself from the baby-obsessed relatives. So come join us and let’s build a world where babies are made out of blocks, not real-life drama!

GovLayoffCraft

economic impact, federal government, government restructuring, GovLayoffCraft, job cuts, job loss, job loss aftermath, job loss aftermath analysis, job loss aftermath assessment, job loss consequences, job loss effects, job loss impact, job loss repercussions, job market, job market outlook, job security, Layoffs, mass layoffs, unemployment, unemployment rate, workforce reduction

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	128	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with its mass layoffs and job insecurity? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of unemployment by building your dream world where you’re the boss and never have to worry about getting laid off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of government officials who got fired and are now seeking refuge in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret government documents hidden in a virtual chest while mining for diamonds! So come join us and let’s stick it to the man together, one block at a time.

Back Seat Gamers United

#Automotive, back seat, Behavior, CAR, Curiosity, Driving, Experience, Gamers, habits, ownership, Passengers, people, percentage, personal vehicle, Seat, Sitting, statistics, survey, Transportation, United, vehicle use, Wonder

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	4456	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.

our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive pink sheep that drops rainbow wool when you shear it. imagine building a house out of rainbow wool, it’s like living in a technicolor dream world!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether? hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts trying to shoot you down.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SmokMC

advantages, Agreement, Benefits, Community, Crisis, Financial, games, Investment, Investors, leadership, legal issues, maintenance, Minecraft, Network, percentage, PROFITS, Server, SmokMC, Spanish, Spanish-speaking, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1594	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Minecraft Server Overview

Language	Server Type	Features	Contact Information
English	Survival	– Seeking investors for financial support– Offering benefits and advantages to investors– Open to legal discussions for agreements	Discord: vendoopelcorsaIP Address: smokmc.fun
Spanish	Survival	– Buscando inversores para apoyo financiero– Ofreciendo beneficios y ventajas a inversores– Abierto a discusiones legales para acuerdos	Discord: vendoopelcorsaDirección IP: smokmc.fun

FAQ

1. ¿Qué tipo de servidor es?

El servidor actualmente es de tipo Survival, pero estamos intentando introducir más juegos en el futuro.

2. ¿Por qué están buscando inversionistas?

Estamos pasando por una crisis financiera y necesitamos apoyo económico para mantener el servidor en funcionamiento.

3. ¿Qué beneficios tendrán los inversores?

Los inversores recibirán un porcentaje de las ganancias generadas por el servidor, así como otras ventajas y beneficios dentro del servidor.

4. ¿Cómo puedo contactar al dueño del servidor?

Puedes contactar al dueño a través de Discord con el usuario vendoopelcorsa o visitando la dirección IP del servidor: smokmc.fun.

Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Body fluids, clean up, Cleanup, Cum, disposal, ETERNAL, Gym sock, hygiene, In hand and eat it, Intimacy, Let it fly/dry on chest, Mess, partner, personal care, Pillow/sheets, Realms, Release, safe sex, sexual health, shower, SKY, tissue, TOILET

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again!

FamFrenzy Minecraft Server

Abuse, adoption, boyfriend support, Christmas drama, college life, cutting ties, domestic violence, ENGAGEMENT, FamFrenzy, family estrangement, Family issues, favoritism, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, Minecraft, moving on, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, starting over, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	735275

Are you tired of living with parents who don’t understand you? Do you want to escape the drama and start fresh in a new world? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from all the toxic relationships and favoritism. No more getting yelled at or hit by your parents – just peaceful building and crafting with friends.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life, where you can be free from the drama and create your own happy ending. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together!

TherapyCraft: Stop Complaining!

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, coping, counseling, Decision making, depression, emotional wellness, Empathy, Marriage, mental health, personal growth, relationship, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, STOP, stress, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t have time for negativity and bad vibes like this dude’s husband! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and blocky fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We don’t tolerate any whining or complaining, unless it’s in the form of hilarious in-game banter. – Our community is all about positivity and supporting each other, no room for negative Nancys here! – We have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone). – Our server is so awesome, even the universe wants to attack us with good luck and fortune!

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together! And remember, therapy is for villagers, not for players on our server. 😉

OverratedFlicksMC SMP

blockbusters, Cinema, film analysis, film classics, film criticism, film discussion, film industry, film trends, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie buzz, movie culture, movie fandom., movie favorites, movie hype, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie reviews, overrated movies, OverratedFlicksMC, popular films, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since diamonds were added to the game? Like, seriously, you HAVE to join because it’s like a party in the Nether but without all the lava and scary mobs.

So, get this, the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who made their fortune selling enchanted golden carrots to villagers. And they have this rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free stack of diamonds! Like, what even is that madness? But it’s true, I swear!

And the best part is, all the players are actually aliens from another dimension who communicate through interpretive dance. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I can’t even handle it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon.

So, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers and want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.