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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 1072 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 989611 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com. we got so much cool stuff happening, it’s like a party in your computer. but then, like, one day, this giant cybersecurity company called CrowdStrike, they, like, totally crashed and burned. businesses everywhere were freaking out, man. but, like, on our server, we were just chillin’ and playin’ Minecraft like nothing happened. it was, like, epic. so, if you wanna join a server that can handle major outages and still have a good time, then, like, come on over. we got your back, bro.
