CraftingChronicles | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

ARMS, arms embargo, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense industry, Diplomacy, Emmanuel Macron, european union, foreign policy, French President, geopolitical tensions, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MacronCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, united nations

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Wish for More Genies – Minecraft

desire, FANTASY, Genies, law of attraction, magic lamp, magical beings, manifestation, manifestation magic, manifestation technique, manifesting abundance, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting power, Minecraft, more wishes, Trick, unlimited wishes, wish for more, wish fulfillment, wish granting, wishing

hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better listen up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow bridges leading to candy land, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

but wait, there’s more! we got talking animals that can teach u how to do backflips and somersaults in the air! we even have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour on the hour.

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, then how about this: we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where u can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! and if u’re lucky, u might even find a magic lamp that grants u unlimited wishes.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and let the adventure begin! who knows what crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8024	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	587	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	951219
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Chaos in Vanilla Land: Where Creepers Go Boom Boom and Players Go Zoom Zoom!

3 years, Adventure, Anarchy, boom, building, Chaos, classical, creativity, CREEPERS, Decision making, Essence, exhilaration, Exploration, Exploring, Friends, Griefing, Land, modern version, Players, Survival, Team Building, Thrills, unexplored territories, unregulated, UNTAMED, Vanilla, Zoom

Anarchy Server Name	Vanilla Playground Server (VPG)
IP	play.mcvpg.org
Version	1.21.1
Discord	discord.mcvpg.org

Overview:

Are you tired of the mundane and regulated Minecraft experience? Do you crave the thrill of untamed adventures and unexplored territories? Look no further, for Vanilla Playground Server (VPG) is here to bring back the essence of true Minecraft exhilaration. Embark on a journey like never before, where creativity knows no bounds, and every decision is entirely yours to make. This classic anarchy server has no plugins, no rules, and no resets, giving you the ultimate freedom to play however you want.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long has the server been up?	Answer: The server has been up for 3 years.
Question: What can I do on the server?	Answer: You can engage in classical survival, grief, build, explore with friends, and essentially do anything without any restrictions.
Question: Is there any kind of moderation or rules on the server?	Answer: No, the server has no rules or moderation, allowing you complete freedom to play as you wish.
Question: Can I form teams or collaborate with other players?	Answer: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord to find teams and collaborate with other players for your adventures.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Love Letters Sent:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 86811916, novel, plot twist, puzzling, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cake (but beware of the killer cupcakes)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant zombie chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Until Dawn Remake Minecraft SMP

ASHLEY, butterfly effect, Choice-based gameplay, chris, Dawn, Emily, Horror, interactive drama, Jessica, josh, mike, Minecraft, Mystery, PlayStation 4, psychological horror, remake, Sam, smp, survival horror, teenagers, until dawn, video game, wendigos

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken riding a pig. That’s right, our server is so wacky that even the animals are getting in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing skeletons. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of bony buddies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a group of werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a furry convention gone wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see just how wrong things can go in the best possible way!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ShoeShareSisSass

academic pressure, anger management, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, hiding belongings, immaturity, parental favoritism, personal boundaries, pill side effects, seeking validation, self reflection, sharing shoes, shoe sharing rules, ShoeShareSisSass, sibling fights, sibling rivalry, sister drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ores Mined:	3947
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

creation of Erase, from existence Banish, from existence Elimination, from existence Vanish, from existence Wipe out, from history Abolish, from reality Undo, hypothetical scenario Fantasy, NoExistenceMinecraftSMP, of harmful entity Annihilation, of harmful presence Destruction, of negative entity, of negative force Termination, of negative influence Exclusion, of undesirable element Extermination, of unwanted entity Eradication, of unwanted existence Obliteration, power, undesirable entity Remove, unwanted things Negative impact, wished never existed Eliminate, world without Eradicate

If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Crops Grown:	3638
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

dismissal, employment issues, FiredCraft, job dismissal, job loss, job separation, Job Termination, job termination assistance, job termination consequences, job termination help, job termination laws, job termination process, job termination questions, job termination reasons, job termination rights, job termination support, Server, Termination, unemployment, wrongful termination

Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Items Found:	4256
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, combat drones, Conflict, defense systems, dragon drones, DragonCraft, drone warfare, eastern europe, military advancements, military defense, military drones, military equipment, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, modern warfare, russian tanks, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare technology

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

abduction, Alien abduction, Fish, fish behavior, fish psychology, fisherman, Fishing, fishing adventure, fishing equipment, fishing experience, fishing gear, fishing hobby, fishing humor, fishing joke, fishing lifestyle, fishing meme, fishing quote, fishing techniques, fishing trip, Minecraft, outdoor activity, recreational sport, Server, Space

u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	936	Villages Defended:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

Adults, allergic, anaphylaxis, Anarchy, anxiety, Awareness, Caregivers, child, danger, Distress, food allergy, Healthcare, mental health, psychological distress, research, severe reaction, small amounts, stress, Unrecognized, widespread, worry, Zone

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1788	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ores Mined:	7688	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7774	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2