Crafting Moscow Madness

bizarre traditions, Blood, bodily fluid, Body, Christ, Cock, communion, Crafting, drinking cum, Eucharist, gays, heterosexual, madness, Moscow, Orthodox christian, penises, religious beliefs, russia, russian culture, russians, Semen, social hierarchy, taboo

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a truly unique and unconventional gaming experience! Why should you join our server, you may ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Love Letters Sent:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3735	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7004	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Farms Harvested:	958	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8503
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	4231

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4702	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	594427	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	85
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7801	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchantments Applied:	290	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	4876
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Votes:	5816	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.