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CraftyKremlinWars

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Buildings Constructed:	30	Void Gems Collected:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	11

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magic Items Found:	7355	Mines Excavated:	2277
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Farms Harvested:	237	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	4476	Magic Items Found:	3170
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	185
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	213
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Potions Brewed:	97
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	New Chunks Explored:	934202
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Villages Defended:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	6860
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Potions Brewed:	63
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	477
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

Useful Links:

FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

Players:	110/200	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Emeralds Found:	7813
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7