Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Animals Bred:	59
Dragon Eggs Found:	3189	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimension Hops:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	6449

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	2293
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	661
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4711
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Void Armor Forged:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

Players:	94/200	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Votes:	8569
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0