Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5198
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

adjustments, Anarchy, balance, Bigotry, Cheating, disabled, Doxxing, ELYTRA, exploiting, explosions, Fun, Harassment, laughs, legend, Minecraft, minimal rules, NoCoOrDiNaTeS, Players, Resets, Safe, semi anarchy, Server, server spawn, SoMeWhAtChaotic, spawning, Vanilla, void damage

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Tool Time Minecraft Server

adaptation, cognitive abilities, cognitive evolution., Consciousness, Dinosaurs, Evolution, evolution of tools, Eye, human evolution, human intelligence, human origins, human uniqueness, intelligence, Minecraft, Paleontology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Technology, Time, tool, tool use, Tools, velociraptor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

10/10 song, hidden classics, hidden gems, hidden hits, hidden masterpieces, hidden music, Hidden Tracks, hidden treasures, Hit, lesser known artists, MineTunez, music discovery, music recommendations, musical gems, musical treasures, obscure songs, overlooked songs, rare finds, underground music, underrated music, undiscovered, undiscovered gems, undiscovered songs

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Robo Doc Finger Fun

abnormal lumps, Artificial Intelligence, dark places, diagnostic purposes, Doc, examination tools, Finger, Fun, future of medicine, Healthcare, healthcare industry, innovation, medical advancements, medical doctor, medical technology, patient care, physical examinations, pulse, Robo, robotic finger, robotics, Technology, ultrasensitive, warm places

come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WreckMC

armor, classic, Community, CONTENT, Custom, Economy, Experience, Fun, Game, gamemode, Items, love, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Old, Players, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Tools, Upcoming, Vanilla, vision, WreckMC

WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	4164	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

Austria-Hungary, battle, british empire, central powers, Country, discord server, eastern front, Entente, flying machines, French Republic, front, gallipoli, Galore, german empire, Great, Lobby, Map, Minecraft, Prepare, pummeled, PvP, Russian Empire, TNT Cannons, Trailer, western front, WW1

Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

Server Overview:

A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

Links:

Discord Server

Trailer on YouTube

Images:

The Western Front (With Defenses)

The Central Powers

The Triple Entente

The Eastern Front

The Gallipoli Campaign

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
Can I choose any country to fight for?	Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
What kind of defenses can I create?	Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
Are there different fronts to battle on?	Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

attraction, bad boy, beauty, creeper, DATING, Decision making, dick size, double standards, Femininity, Gender Roles, gentle guy, height, long-term relationships, Masculinity, Minecraft, nice guy, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, steve

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Towns Built:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

beach wedding, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid dress compromise, bridesmaid dress controversy, bridesmaid dress drama, bridesmaid dress etiquette, bridesmaid dress fitting, bridesmaid dress opinions, bridesmaid dress preferences, bridesmaid dress selection, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid responsibilities, Cousins wedding, DressCraft, floral pattern, satin dress, SuckItUpSis, supporting the bride, tropical theme, wedding attire, wedding day attire, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

anger, anxiety, Contentment, Despair, emotion, Emotional rollercoaster, EmoVibe, EXCITEMENT, fear, feelings, Frustration, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, Loneliness, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Peace, Sadness, smp

Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ores Mined:	7517	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7967

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.