Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

aita, Allergies, anger, boys trip, Chaos, Crafting, Doctor, Frustration, Hubby, husband out of town, Kids, kids fed, kids watched TV, MIA, missed class, missed Sunday school, new area, no babysitters, no habit, no one hurt, on and off sleep, sick, sinus infection, sunday school, TV babysitting, weekend

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DadGoneCraftyNZ

DadGoneCraftyNZ, Disappearance, emotional, family, Heartwarming, Hope, Kids, missing children, missing dad, missing family, Missing father, missing for years, missing persons, Mystery, new zealand, Police, reunion, search, Survival, unexpected discovery, Wilderness

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

Bedwars, Brewery, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hermitcraft, Inch, lit, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, Party, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, slimes, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CozyCraft
Server Type	Vanilla with Plugins
Community Size	Small but welcoming
Features	Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

Q: What is the server community like?

A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Star Shards Collected:	283

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, consequences, danger, dark magic, Demon, DEMONOLOGY, Desperation, FANTASY, fear, Gaming, Horror, Minecraft, retardation, role playing, Server, summoned, SUMMONING, summoning rituals, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

#favourite anime, Benefits, Bottom, brave, Days, dfwb, diamonds, discord friends, discord tag, dom, Favourite games, FRIENDSHIPS, hobbies, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, not looking for, Scheduling, smp, sub, time zone, Top, turn-offs, turn-ons

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

autistic daughter, Confrontation, crowded platform, disability sensitivity, Minecraft, near miss, NYC, public transportation, Rush Hour, Server, subway behavior, subway commuters, subway etiquette, subway incident, subway incident aftermath, subway manners, subway platform, subway safety, subway tracks, SubwayTrackSavers, train platform, Yelling

Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyLiesMC

advice, Apology, Argument, Communication, Conflict, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Honesty, lying.., Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Respect, social time, Trust, trustworthiness, Wife, work party

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EgoCraft: Level Up Your Confidence

Confidence, EgoCraft, LEVEL, personal development, positive affirmations, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-image, self-validation

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate confidence booster! Join us and you’ll feel like the king of the block in no time.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a statue of themselves out of solid gold blocks just to flex on everyone else. Talk about self-esteem through the roof!

But that’s not all – our community is so supportive that we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Battle of the Builders” event where players go head-to-head in epic PvP battles to prove who is the ultimate block master.

So if you’re looking to boost your self-esteem and have a blast while doing it, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the block!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3775	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PyongyangPropagandaCraft

aerial surveillance, anti-regime propaganda, diplomatic tensions, Drones, east asia, Espionage, government accusations, Intelligence Operations, international relations, Korean Peninsula, military provocations, military tensions, North Korea, political conflict, propaganda tactics, propaganda warfare, Pyongyang, PyongyangPropagandaCraft, security threats, south korea, Surveillance

so, liek, u heard bout dis server dat is so lit, u gonna be like “woah, dis is da best place to be in Minecraft world”.

we got drones flying all over da place, spreading anti-regime propaganda. yea, u heard me right. we got drones, man. and dey not just any drones, dey flying over Pyongyang, causin’ chaos and spreadin’ da word.

if u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure, join us now. we got crazy stories, insane missions, and a whole lot of fun. come on, what u waiting for? join da madness now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchantments Applied:	94	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fear Monger Frenzy

Cancer, cancer misinformation, distraction, false information, fear, fear-mongering, Frenzy, genetically modified organisms, harmful distraction, health, microwaves, Misinformation, Monger, ONLINE, online spread, red herrings, research, secret toxins, social media, spread, worry

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have a server for you! This server is like no other, let me tell ya.

First off, we got researchers on this server, yeah, you heard me right! They’re looking into how cancer misinformation spreads online. But don’t worry, they’re not boring scientists, they’re Minecraft researchers! They’re studying how fear-mongering can distract people, especially on social media. And guess what? They found that worrying about things like microwaves, GMOs, and secret toxins is all just a bunch of baloney!

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. The researchers have discovered a hidden treasure in the game. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a giant mutant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Yeah, you heard me right, a mutant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where players can team up to fight off zombie hordes and evil witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DoubleDagger Peasant Pixel – Don’t expect to see any economy here!

Community, Custom, decorations, Discord, dont, DoubleDagger, Economy, expect, family, foods, Friendly, Furniture, Gyms, installation, Marriage, Mod Pack, Modded, new players, packs, PEASANT, PIXEL, player ran, Poke League, pokemon, Server, Skills, Small

TwinScythe Cobblemon Server Overview

Description
TwinScythe Cobblemon is a cobblemon server with a custom mod pack based around minecraft comes alive which allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them. We also have harvest craft with adds over 800 foods to the game. Also a lot of decoration mods such as furniture. And we also have 2 skill systems.
There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
We are a small friendly community looking for new players.
For instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fzy3sQsXhQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord for instructions on how to install the mod pack and get on the server.
Can I marry other players or villagers?	Yes, the custom mod pack allows you to marry other players or villagers and start a family with them.
Are there any special events on the server?	There is a player ran Poke League looking for more players to open gyms.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we are a small friendly community looking for new players to join us.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	144	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2364
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dictator’s Secret Minecraft Server

dictator, dictators, Dictatorship, EU military, Help, Insanity, Mass Deportations, Minecraft, Path, Project 25, racism, secret, SENSELESS, Server, Vance, Vote, War

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only dictatorship you’ll find is in the hands of our fearless leader, Vance! Rumor has it he’s secretly working with Project 25, a group of elite Minecraft players who are always one step ahead of the game.

But don’t worry, we’re not just about politics here. We’ve got epic battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where we plan our next moves against rival servers.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, where else can you find a dictator who’s also a master builder and PvP champion? Plus, if things get too crazy, we might even have to call in the EU military to help us out. And trust us, you do not want to miss that showdown.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories we make up along the way. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Special Minecraft SMP Zone

Confidence, empowerment, Individuality, Minecraft, self admiration, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-identity, self-recognition, self-regard, self-validation, smp, Special, Unique, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. You try to run but accidentally fall into a pit of lava that leads to an underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots, and participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Blindfolded” competition.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	3368
Villages Defended:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockPartyNeighbors

aggression, aita, Behavior, BlockPartyNeighbors, Boundaries, car windows, children, derogatory term, Find My iPhone, flashlight, Kids, neighbor, Neighborhood, parents, Property, social media, stolen items, UNACCEPTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your neighborhood drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations, misunderstandings, and overreactions!

Reasons to join our server: – Witness intense social media messages between players – Get involved in disputes over alleged car window peeping with flashlights – Experience the thrill of being accused of inappropriate behavior without actually doing anything – Enjoy the drama of neighbors instructing their children to avoid yours – Discover the hidden secrets of stolen items and derogatory name-calling

Don’t miss out on the chaos and confusion of our Minecraft server! Join now for a neighborhood drama experience like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2750	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyMinecraftMoments

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appeared, throwing a party in your mine shaft? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, like finding a secret village of talking pigs or stumbling upon a hidden disco dungeon where skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in Minecraft – join us now and experience the unexpected!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ores Mined:	5448	Buildings Constructed:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	976	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Convenience Craft – No Fees!

added costs, additional charges, charges, convenience, Convenience fees, Craft, customer frustration, extra costs, fees, financial burden, hidden fees, INCONVENIENCE, money grab, online fees, payment fees, price gouging, service fees, surcharges, transaction fees, unexpected fees, unnecessary expenses

join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.