Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	145
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2540	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockBlastersMC

airstrikes, apartment blocks, BlockBlastersMC, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, emergency response, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kharkiv, military aggression, Political unrest, russia, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes, world news, wounded civilians

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TRAVEL MC

Adventure, building, Community, Cracked, Creative, Experience, Friends, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pe, Premium, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TRAVEL MC

Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1891
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

Minecraft, Plasmovoice, Private, SABEX, Server, Vanilla

Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	178
Ores Mined:	3745	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, armor, Community, complex, complicate, dedicated server, Exploration, freedom, Fun, linux kernel, Longevity, Minecraft, oldest server, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, Plugins, seamless experience, Server, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Version, world border

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

Autumn fun edition, balance adjustments, beginner guide, beginner resources, character overview, Combos, digital art compendium, discord communities, FAQ, Friends, gameplay wiki, general, Get Gr8, History, match videos, merch, Minecraft, official discord, online tournaments, psn discord, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls General, slapfest

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	338

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

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Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6019
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	7295	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	280913
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UNRWA Massacre Madness

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lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Key Features:

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Q: Are there rules on the server?

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

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