Crafters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	3042	Farms Harvested:	331
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	153
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	64
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	6011	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	158
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	421989	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!