Crafters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip

Accommodation, Airbnb, Apology, baby, bigger person, Boundaries, boyfriends, comfort, compromise, Friends, Girls trip, Hospitality, Hosting, hotel costs, NoBoysAllowedGirlsTrip, northern state, southern state, stay, tolerance, Visit

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with unwanted guests in your virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!

RespawnRedoCraft

bettering oneself, changing course, correcting mistakes, do-over, fresh start, Improvement, learning from failure, Making amends, new beginning, opportunity, RECLAIMING, Redemption, RespawnRedoCraft, Retry!, second chance, seizing the moment, starting over, taking another shot, trying again, turning things around

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

MexiCraft Server: Trump’s Revenge

América Mexicana, bilateral relations, cultural identity, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, mexico, MexiCraft, national pride, nationalism, North America, Politics, president, Renaming, response, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Divine Spears Created:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF MEXICO AND AMERICA HAD A BABY AND NAMED IT AMÉRICA MEXICANA. LIKE, WHOA.

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?

ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.

PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸

MexiCraft: ChideTrump, MexiAmericaSoundsNice

border control, chides, ChideTrump, controversy, criticism, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, MexiAmericaSoundsNice, Mexican America, mexico, Mexico-US relations, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, rhetoric, sounds nice, trump, united states

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1708
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.

picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.

plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.

so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday

Boomers Guide Gen Z

aging gracefully, Aging population, Boomers, Contribution, fulfilling lives, fulfillment, future generations, Gen, generativity, guidance, Guide, Happiness, intergenerational relationships, life satisfaction, mental health, older adults, personal growth, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, research, study, well-being, well-being benefits

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	518
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

join our epic minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and craziness! we got older adults who are like, super into guiding and contributing to future generations, like they’re basically minecraft gurus or something. they’re all about that generativity life, and it’s gonna make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. plus, they’re more likely to have psychological well-being, so you know you’re in good hands.

come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).

so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!

EarthSMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, CONTENT, Custom terrain, Discord, Earth, Earthsmp, Explore, Fun, helicopters, Join, planet earth, Play, Release, release date, Server, smp, stay tuned, Survival, Terrain

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Minecraft Earth SMP Server

Overview
If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content.
The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server?	You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release!
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience.

Ethereal Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, Being, Ethereal, Imagine, Imagine this being your wife, Realms, sigh, Wife, your

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2918	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

OMG, imagine logging onto our server and finding a Minecraft wife who can actually cook you virtual food! Like, forget Tinder, this server is where you’ll find your true pixelated love. Plus, she’ll never nag you to take out the virtual trash! Join now for a chance at pixelated marital bliss!

MidnightMunchies Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Communication, compromise, consideration, cookie, decompress, Dinner, family, favorite chips, Hungry, late shift, late-night snack, MidnightMunchies, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parenting, sandwich, Server, snack, Understanding, Upset, Wife

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crops Grown:	2288	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your wife’s late night meltdowns? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!

Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2176	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9026	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Potions Brewed:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	538	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dimension Hops:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mines Excavated:	1603	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	374
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	2852
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

Players:	103/700	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	125	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9