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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Votes:	9926	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ores Mined:	2152	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Animals Bred:	88	Holy Grails Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	504667
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2926
Towns Built:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Love Letters Sent:	8
New Chunks Explored:	885820	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Star Shards Collected:	202	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	3857	Love Letters Sent:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	91/200	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3