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Dad’s Last Request: No Thanks Mom

BETRAYAL, Dads, death wish, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family home, family obligations., father daughter relationship, favoritism, financial inheritance, healthcare decisions, healthcare proxy, Inheritance, mom, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental favoritism, Request, sibling rivalry, Will

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchantments Applied:	250	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5104	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of family drama and favoritism? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, even the creepers!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom leaving the family home to your brother just because he needs more space for his expanding family. Here, everyone gets their own virtual mansion, no questions asked!

Don’t let real-life family feuds ruin your gaming experience. Join us and build your dream home without any inheritance drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any passive-aggressive messages in chat about who mom loves more.

So come join us, where the only thing exploding is TNT, not family relationships!

TastyTexture Minecraft SMP

Appetizing, Chewy, crunchy, culinary pleasure, delectable, DELICIOUS, Eating, Enjoyable, flavorsome, Food, gastronomic delight, Indulgent, Minecraft, mouthfeel, pleasurable, satisfying, scrumptious, sensory experience, Smooth, smp, Taste, TastyTexture, textural

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Chimeras Created:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic place to play with your friends and enemies. Like, you can build giant penis statues and no one will judge you. And the best part is, the admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. Like, they’ll ban you if you don’t sacrifice a chicken every full moon. But don’t worry, the chickens respawn so it’s all good.

And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.

EduGoneGOP: RIP Department of Ed!

AMERICANS, bill, Congress, current events, debate, Decision making, Democracy, Department, Department of Education, education, EduGoneGOP, Future, Government, Impact, legislation, News, policy, Politics, public schools, republicans, RIP, society, united states

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4894
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where education is actually important? Do you want to escape to a place where learning is optional and chaos reigns supreme? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the Department of Education doesn’t exist because we blew it up with TNT!

Our server is a wild and wacky place where you can build whatever you want, fight off hordes of zombie politicians, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs education when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Join us now and experience the thrill of living in a world without rules or responsibilities. Just watch out for the creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos we’ve created on this server!

CraftyTradeWars

China, CraftyTradeWars, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, filing lawsuit, global trade, international relations, international trade, legal action, legal proceedings, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade regulations, trade sanctions, trade war, US, World Trade Organization

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1086	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	126	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

GlacierCraft: Microbiome Mayhem

algal biomass, aquatic ecosystems, Biodiversity, climate change, climate crisis, ecological balance, ecosystem changes, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, environmental research, freshwater habitats, glacier shrinking, glacier-fed streams, GlacierCraft, global warming, MAYHEM, microbial communities, microbial diversity, Microbiome, microbiomes, species dynamics, stream health, water quality

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8073
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got glaciers shrinking faster than your mom at a buffet! u gonna see some wild changes in the microbiomes of our glacier-fed streams, like algal biomass poppin off like confetti at a party and microbial diversity that’ll make your head spin like a minecraft block.

our streams gonna be healthier than a vegan on a juice cleanse, but watch out cuz the species dynamics gonna be more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. u never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a wild ride! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

RusticMC

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, survival community village adventure exploration building crafting multiplayer sandbox teamwork economy factions RPG loot PvP factions roleplay fantasy minigames mods, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6974	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

RusticMC is a community-oriented survival server. You can choose to join our main community village, or you can venture out and do your own thing. It’s all up to you 🙂

The server was established on September 10th, 2024. There will be no map resets.

rusticmc.org

Dawg’s Domain 1.20.5

1.20.5, attitude, Confidence, culture, dawg, dawgs, determination, dog, Domain, empowerment, Hip Hop, I’ve got, Identity, in me, influence, Lyrics, Music, Rap, Self-expression, strength, swagger, that, Urban

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Buildings Constructed:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

We got that dawg in us, like we’re barking up the wrong tree but in a good way.

Join us and unleash your inner canine, build a doghouse, dig up bones, and mark your territory.

It’s a woof-tastic time, trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Let’s bark up some fun together!

DepositDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken foot, coworker, deep pour resin, Deposit, DepositDrama, Flowers, Funeral, limited income, major surgeries, Minecraft, molds, online store, polymer clay, preservation, reimbursement, resin, RESPONSIBILITY, Retirement, Server, silica gel powder, spinal fusion, test flowers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Runes Activated:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn flowers into resin art and friendships into drama! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of crafting and relationships.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix deep pour resin, molds, and silica gel powder with a sprinkle of betrayal? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask our player who got ghosted for 3 years only to be hit up for a refund out of the blue. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we’re not all about the drama. We also have a thriving polymer clay online store and a community of players who are just trying to survive their own real-life surgeries and medical woes. It’s like Grey’s Anatomy meets Minecraft, but with more crafting and less McDreamy.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of creativity, chaos, and unexpected twists like this? Come for the resin art, stay for the friendships that may or may not stand the test of time. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of resin)!

NoPartyForYou19

anxiety, Birthday Party, Boundaries, career choices, Challenges, college, counseling, DAUGHTER, Driving, Expectations, family, guidance, INDEPENDENCE, NoPartyForYou19, parenting, parenting struggles, part time job, relationships, sleepover, Support, teenager

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	815	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Potions Brewed:	122	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your daughter’s 19th birthday party drama? Look no further! Join our server for wild adventures and non-stop fun! 🎉

🚗 Need a ride to the coolest virtual hangout spot? We got you covered! Our mods will drive you around in style, just like this mom drives her daughter everywhere. No need to worry about causing accidents, we promise a smooth ride to all the best in-game locations! 🚗

🎓 Not sure what to do with your virtual life? No problem! Just like this daughter, you can take your time figuring out your next move. No pressure to go to college or get a full-time job here! We support your indecisiveness and encourage you to explore all your options. 🎓

🎈 Planning a birthday bash for yourself or your virtual friends? We’ve got the perfect party spot for you! Our server is the place to be for epic celebrations and sleepovers. Just make sure to clear it with the mods first, we want to keep the peace and avoid any anxious moments like this mom. 🎈

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as entertaining as this Reddit post! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and excitement on our server? See you there! 😉

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	269804	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	8550
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

Pixel Unity Land

Conflict, current events, disagreement, Division, global perspectives, Land, modern times, needs met, Opinions, PIXEL, polarization, societal beliefs, societal challenges, societal direction, societal divide, societal issues, societal progress, societal trends, societal values, society, Unity, world direction, world views

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	953058

LOL u ever just wanna escape from all the drama and chaos of the real world??? well do i have the perfect place for u!!! come join our minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind!!!

imagine a world where u can build ur dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage!!! where u can mine for diamonds and not have to worry about taxes or bills!!! where u can ride pigs and fly on dragons without anyone judging u!!!

our server is a place where u can be whoever u want to be!!! u can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a unicorn if u want!!! the possibilities are endless!!!

we have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret underground disco party!!! u never know what u will find on our server!!!

so come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse!!! u won’t regret it, i promise!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Twin Trouble Heart Havoc

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular risks, Havoc, Heart, Heart Disease, high blood pressure, maternal cardiovascular health, maternal health, maternal heart health, Mothers of twins, postpartum care, postpartum health, pregnancy complications, risk factors, Trouble, twin, twin births, twin health outcomes, twin mothers, twin parenting, twin pregnancies, twin pregnancy risks, twin research, twin studies

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

yo, dis server be like havin twins but instead of babies, you get heart disease! but don’t worry, it’s all fun and games in dis wacky world. if you got twins and normal blood pressure, you gonna be twice as likely to have cardiovascular disease on dis server. but if you had high blood pressure during pregnancy, oh boy, da risk is eight times higher! join now for a heart-pounding adventure like no other! twin power, activate!

Gyaru Land Quest 1.21

activism, Awareness, beauty, Community, culture, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fashion, Gyaru, Identity, Japanese fashion, Land, Lives Matter, movement, Quest, representation, Self-expression, social justice, solidarity, Style, Support

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Because Gyaru Lives Matter, duh! We’re all about those kawaii girls with the big eyes and cute outfits, so if you’re into that, you’ll fit right in!

We’ve got the most lit parties in all of Minecraft, with pixelated cocktails and virtual dance floors that will make your blocky feet move like never before. Plus, our custom mods will have you looking like a Gyaru queen in no time.

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We’ve got players duking it out in the name of Gyaru solidarity, with sparkly swords and rainbow-colored armor. It’s a sight to behold, my dude.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Gyaru Lives Matter in the world of Minecraft! Let’s spread the kawaii love and have a blast together!

WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Disrespect, emotional attachment, family conflict, family drama, generational gap, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, overreaction, passive aggressive behavior, personal boundaries, Self Respect, sentimental value, Server, wedding dress, wedding memories, wedding planning, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Votes:	5353	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think they can ruin your wedding dress and get away with it? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and build your own virtual wedding dress, free from any meddling mother-in-laws. Show off your creativity and design skills without the fear of someone cutting it up in the middle of the night. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members we know.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a dress”—we understand the sentimental value and importance of your creations. So come join us and let your imagination run wild, without any rude interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DadCraftFuneral

aita, anger, children, DadCraftFuneral, emotional, ex husband, family, Father, Friends, Funeral, Grief, heartbroken, life insurance, Maryland, Memories, probate process, sister, Support, texas, unexpected, viewing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a funeral-themed experience like no other.

Picture this: you log on and find out your ex-husband’s ghost is haunting the server, causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. But don’t worry, his father and sister are also there – and they’re not too happy about it. Will you team up with them to banish the ghost, or join forces with your ex to pull off some epic pranks?

With funeral viewings, probate processes, and family drama galore, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to navigate the world of life insurance while grieving and helping your virtual children cope with their feelings?

So come on down to our server – where the funeral drama never ends, and the grief is all too real. Just remember, you might want to pack some tissues and a sense of humor before you log on.

Players:	93/900	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	106
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2