Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Meteorites Collected: 0
Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 604848 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Dimension Hops: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magic Items Found: 4299
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1507 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3168 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 139 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2010 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Ores Mined: 3040
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Enchantments Applied: 291
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 466 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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