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Dictator of Britain Minecraft SMP

Britain, Budget, dictator, Dictatorship, Economy, education, employment, Environment, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, innovation, leadership, legislation, long-term planning, Minecraft, Politics, progress, public services, REFORM, smp, social welfare, Stability, Taxation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

StopSignDropMom

aggressive behavior, bus driver, crossing the street, dark mornings, drop off area, flipping off, letting daughter out, local traffic, middle school, residential neighborhood, safety hazard, school bus, school drop off, school intersection, school start time, stop sign, StopSignDropMom, traffic, traffic delay, winter mornings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel? Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine this: you’re dropping off your daughter at school in the dark morning hours, trying to avoid the school bus behind you. But wait, the bus driver decides to honk at you not once, but twice! Talk about drama on the streets of Minecraft.

Join our server for some intense traffic situations, where you can show off your mad driving skills and maybe even flip off a virtual bus driver (no real bus drivers were harmed in the making of this server).

Who needs real-life road rage when you can experience it all in the safety of Minecraft? Join now for some adrenaline-pumping fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CozyTV4MinecraftSMP

Background noise, binge watching, calming, comfort, Cozy, CozyTV4MinecraftSMP, Easy Listening, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, familiar characters, favorite show, Feel-Good, mental health, Nostalgia, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, television, tv show, unwind

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, and participate in intense llama racing competitions. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into diamonds with a single swing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your entire base covered in pink wool or your inventory filled with nothing but potatoes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Endless Night Skies:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2867

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InfluencerWineAge

ageless, aging, beauty, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, fine wine, graceful, health, influencer, InfluencerWineAge, inspiration, Lifestyle, Mature, Role Model, self-care, skincare, social media, Timeless, trends, wellness

Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crops Grown:	3782
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	95

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, best waifu, blocky, blokylegends, Builds, comedic genius, Cosplayer Neeko, dark star, diana, Esports Fan Trundle, Ice waifu, kai’sa, league of legends, Legends, Lissandra, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Prestige, Server, sylas, vayne, Worlds 2024, yorick, Zoë

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	920	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

cheebs, Dedicated, fattest fuck, Friends, Holo verse, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	87

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineCraftWholesomeness

Acts of kindness, compassion, faith in humanity restored, Feel-Good, Good deed, heartening, Heartwarming, Humanity, inspiring, Kindness, MineCraftWholesomeness, Positive, Random act of kindness, Surprising, touching, unexpected kindness, unexpectedly wholesome, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome, witnessed

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

ballot, Brazil, Community, Democracy, Diversity, election, empowerment, Government, indigenous, indigenous rights, leadership, madness, Mayor, Mayors, Multiculturalism, municipal officials, Politics, progress, record high, representation, social justice, south america, TribalTown

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5206	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

When MC

Active Staff, build uhc, CartPvP, cheapest ranks, Custom Survival, dedicated PvP server, Diapot, Economy, Fair Gameplay, Gamemodes, Headsteal, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, nethpot, Pagla MC, Pagla MC server, PvP, Regular Events, rupees 49, Skywars, Survival

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4