Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2860	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Potions Brewed:	179
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ores Mined:	2072	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	84	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	842	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Soul Soicety

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Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	285
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1612
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.