Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crops Grown:	8860
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

Craft, hydrophobic purification tag, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA synthesis, mRNA vaccines, new technique, Nitrobenzyl, nitrobenzyl group, novel technique, phosphorylation, phosphorylation reagent, Purification, Reagent, reducing side effects, side effects, Synthesis, Tag, time-saving, vaccine development, Vaccines

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Crops Grown:	5119
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	3328	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Warning

Anarchy, data analysis, efficient workflow, fan-made server, lapata smp, lapata smp community, lapata smp fan, LifeSteal, minecraft community, minecraft server, powerful features, productivity tool, project control, project efficiency., project management, PvP, seamless integration, server banner, server description, server features, Survival, team collaboration, user-friendly interface

made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6707	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	909144	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

bad guy, bae, Chaos, Chill out, concern, cover, dream, gura, holoEN, irys, Kiara, making money, Minecraft, mori, pixelated, senpai, Server, sololive, Tension, Unavoidable Scenario, unpopular, valid

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

Anime, character arc, Character development, character dynamics, character tropes, Communication Issues, emotional complexity, emotional growth, Fandom, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, misunderstood, Otaku, personality traits, popular culture, relationships, romance, romantic tension, smp, Tsundere, Tsunderes

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1838
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magic Items Found:	2311	Emeralds Found:	7638
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RedPenTeacher404

AGGRESSIVE, commentary, Correct, fuck up, IMPOSSIBLE, John, kindergarten, letter, MARK, name.., Opinions, passive aggressive, red pen, RedPenTeacher404, Report Card, son’s teacher, Spelling, WIBTA

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most basic tasks can be hilariously messed up just like your son’s report card! Join us for a wild ride of misspelled names and passive-aggressive red pen corrections.

Our server is so chaotic, even a four-letter name can be butchered beyond recognition. Imagine the thrill of logging in to find your username completely scrambled like a word scramble puzzle.

But fear not, for in this madness lies the true essence of fun and adventure. Embrace the misspellings and typos, for they are the building blocks of our unique and wacky community.

So come on, join us and experience the joy of seeing your name transformed into something completely unrecognizable. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of absurdity? Let the misspelling games begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Items Found:	6123	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CheeseCraft SMP: CheddarChamp

Asiago, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheddarChamp, CheeseCraft, favorite cheese, feta, fontina, goat cheese, gouda, havarti, manchego, mozzarella, parmesan, pepper jack, Provolone, ricotta, smp, SWISS, type of cheese

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the cheesiest server around! We have a cheese-themed spawn with giant cheese blocks and a cheese fountain that flows with nacho cheese (don’t worry, it’s not actually nacho cheese, we’re not monsters).

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cheese Dragon, a massive beast made entirely of cheese that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Cheese Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of your favorite cheese.

So come join us on this wacky and cheesy adventure, where the only limit is your lactose tolerance!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CringeCraft_Server

Actor, bad acting, Casting, CringeCraft_Server, criticism, detrimental, detrimental acting, detrimental actor, detrimental influence, detrimental performance, detrimental presence, Drama, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, negative impact, overacting, Performance, talent, television

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ores Mined:	9953	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pirates of the Dead

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, og, Parkour, Pirates of the Dead, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

welcome to Pirates of the Dead!

what you can play on the server factions skyblock Creative Prison pvp parkour og minigames

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blocky Disaster Minecraft Server

bad design choice, bizarre cover choice, blocky, design disaster, design fail, Disaster, game cover, game sales, giant ugly woman’s face, marketing blunder, marketing fail, Minecraft, misguided marketing, poor decision making, questionable design, questionable marketing tactics, Server, strange cover design, Terrible cover design, ugly cover art, unappealing artwork, unappealing cover, unattractive design

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server has a giant ugly woman’s face on the game cover! Why, you ask? Well, because nothing screams fun like a giant, hideous face staring back at you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land. Rumor has it they are led by a chicken with a monocle and a top hat. Can you defeat them and restore peace to the realm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away? Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some earplugs for the disco party.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HODL 10k in Minecraft SMP – Crypto Fags

10k, All In, asset allocation, beginner investor, Crypto, crypto market, crypto strategy, cryptocurrency, cryptofags, Diversification, Fags, Financial Planning, hodl, hodling strategy, investing, investment advice, long-term investment., market volatility, Minecraft, Moonshot, portfolio allocation, risk management, risk tolerance, smp, wealth building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, get ready to dive into the craziest, most unpredictable SMP server out there! Join us and you’ll be HODLing more than just diamonds – you’ll be HODLing cryptofags! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new currency system where you can trade in your emeralds for Dogecoin and your gold for Bitcoin.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant creepers to racing pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server around. Just remember, when it comes to HODLing cryptofags, the sky’s the limit – or should we say, the moon! 🚀🌙

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SisHubbySaysNo – Minecraft Server

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Birthday, charges, christmas, family functions, Funeral, ghosting, Guilt, Harassment, husband, Illness, Minecraft, passed away, rehab facility, Server, Siblings, SisHubbySaysNo, sister, Tribute, Visit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as Lynn’s ghosting saga? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being bombarded with insults and name-calling by other players, just like Lynn’s husband did! – Enjoy the suspense of not knowing if your siblings will actually show up to support you in-game, just like Lynn’s siblings! – Take on the challenge of dealing with aggressive players who claim their love and protection for you, just like Joe did with Lynn! – Feel the guilt and confusion of not visiting your virtual friends enough, just like Lynn’s sister! – Plan beautiful tributes and services for fallen players in our server, just like Lynn’s funeral!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6599	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoobMaster69

Adaptability, Continuous Improvement, determination, Feedback, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., learning curve, NoobMaster69, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, persistence, personal development, practice makes perfect, resilience, self improvement, self reflection, skill acquisition., skill mastery, Time management

Are you tired of being a total noob at building in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most hopeless builders can become master architects in no time! Join us and watch as your sad little dirt hut transforms into a majestic castle fit for a king (or a creeper, we don’t judge).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Enderdragon Whisperer,” a player who can tame the fearsome beast and ride it around like a majestic flying steed. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and maybe, just maybe, you too can become a dragon-riding master.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind your sad building skills and join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Enderdragon Whisperer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3531
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.