Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness
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Minecraft Servers Updated November 18, 2024, 1:42 AM
Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness
play.cowtopia.net
Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?
Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?
Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!
Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!
Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.
But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!
But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.
Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).
Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. These creepers were so chill, they even helped the player mine diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper aw man!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most lit PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: players riding on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of evil villagers riding on top of zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s epic, it’s pure Minecraft magic!
So come join us on this wild adventure and be a part of the greatest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a giant spider with a taste for diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the eight-legged beast and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes!