| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 40 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3672 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 6970 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
