Covfefecraft 1.19

Achievements, BUILD, hermitcraft, Safe Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	8566	Dragon Eggs Found:	9197
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {Avg. 20 Online} {New Map} {Hermitcraft Datapacks}

Guide: https://wiki.covfefe.club/

Now Support: Java, Bedrock, Windows 10

Season 3 Started!

About us

– Server Name: CovfefeCraft

– Server IP: mc.covfefe.club

– Version: 1.19

Apply here! https://covfefe.club/network

Why is this the community for you?

LGBTQ friendly

Accept all kinds of players. Zero discrimination tolerance. (Let’s be friends!)

Helpful community with a balanced economy (Diamond based trading)

Well organized Shopping District

A very active community with 20-30 players on average

Fast ticket support from staff

All staff play in survival & get treated as players

Grief recovery. (Coreprotect)

Active Xray Protection

Most current Paper optimization

Community Projects

Active Discord server

New map (+15k Radius) https://map.covfefe.club/–

Rules:

Treat all players with respect & follow chat etiquette.

No cheating, no stealing

IP: mc.covfefe.club

Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1138

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5370	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Emeralds Found:	781	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	360781	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2076
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	370568
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ores Mined:	8276
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	100
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Animals Bred:	111
Enchantments Applied:	84	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	9406
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	936
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8972	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!