Welcome to CoveSMP! A NEW Semi Vanilla SMP Server! Hourly Events, Dungeons, Custom Items, Balanced, Jobs, Supply Crates, Pets & More!
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Trump’s Minecraft SMP Adventures with Epstein
Join our Minecraft SMP where we uncover the truth behind Trump’s secret life as a Minecraft player! Rumor has it that he built a secret underground base to hide his involvement in Epstein’s pedophilia ring. Can you help us find the evidence and bring justice to the virtual world? Join now for a chance to uncover the scandal of the century and maybe even earn some diamond blocks along the way!
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Jerk Off Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.
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Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #2208
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Season 5 – Oblivion is here, and things are getting wilder than ever before.Join us as we explore Mirror Dungeons that will make your head spin – from the Mirror of the Wuthering to the Mirror of the Dreaming, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you.
But that’s not all! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience a ride like no other. And don’t forget about the upcoming event, The 5th Walpurgisnacht – Full-Stopped By A Bullet. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the upcoming extractions like the Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair or the E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff? It’s going to be a blast, we promise.
And for all you EGO and Sinner enthusiasts out there, we’ve got all the info you need on our official site and Twitter. Plus, don’t forget to check out our useful resources and general guides to help you navigate this crazy world.
So what are you waiting for? Download the game, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. See you in the chaos!
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Blocky Anime Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of llamas who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the clucks and you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!
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Trash Talker Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a llama fashion show. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond banana that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!