Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8523 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Towns Built: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2040 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Zombie Dances: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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