CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	582021
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

PixelPursuit: Life’s Quest & Fulfillment

existentialism, finding meaning, finding purpose, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Happiness, inner peace, life goals, life journey, life philosophy, life satisfaction, life’s purpose, Lifes, meaning of life, personal growth, philosophy, PixelPursuit, Purpose of Life, Quest, self actualization, Self Discovery, self reflection, spirituality

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Animals Bred:	182
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mines Excavated:	3495	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Do you ever ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, the meaning of life is simple – to build the most epic rollercoaster that sends creepers flying into the sunset! Fulfillment is achieved by creating the most ridiculous pixel art of Steve riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens.

Join our server for a chance to participate in our annual “Ender Dragon Disco Party”, where we dance the night away while battling the biggest boss in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a pig.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of blocky chaos. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life in the most unexpected places – like a virtual world where pigs can fly and zombies drop disco balls.

MineralMoochCraft

Access, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Document, economic development, economic exploitation, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, mineral rights, MineralMoochCraft, MINERALS, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, resource extraction, trade agreement, trade deal, Ukraine, US

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Crops Grown:	2679	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where ukraine is the main land and u, as a player, gotta access all the minerals there. but get this, the US is all like “hey ukraine, we want ur minerals” but they don’t offer anything in return. it’s like a crazy game of trade negotiations but in minecraft form. join this server for the ultimate challenge of trying to get those minerals without giving up anything in return. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

Tree Huggers United: Save Our Forests!

#sustainability, climate change, conservation, cooler regions, Disease, Environment, Expanding, Forests, Help, Huggers, Regenerate, research, rising temperatures, Save, Shrinking, Struggling, study, Survival, Tree, tree ranges, Trees, United, wetter regions, Wildfires

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT NEED UR HELP TO SURVIVE CLIMATE CHANGE! U GOTTA CHOP DOWN THEM PIXELATED TREES AND PLANT NEW ONES TO SAVE THE FOREST FROM RISING TEMPERATURES, WILDFIRES, AND DISEASE!

COME ON, WE NEED U TO BE A TREE HERO IN OUR SERVER! SAVE THE VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT AND BECOME A PIXELATED ECO WARRIOR! PLUS, U CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE AND HIDE FROM ALL THE CRAZY MINECRAFT MONSTERS!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE VIRTUAL FOREST! #TREEHERO #MINECRAFTSAVESFORESTS #LOLZYFUNTIMES

Pozzitifonfaje server minecraft

Adventure, bedrock edition, building, Community, Creative, Fun, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Plugins, Pozzitifonfaje, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

The description of the server server “Pozzitifonfaje” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pozzitifonfaje.aternos.me:53839

Crafted Survival

Adventure, Community, crafted, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, friendship, Griefers, hermitcraft, Immersive, Join, Plugins, quality of life, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Sleep, Survival, Thrive, Trade, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Potions Brewed:	150
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Overview:

Looking for a friendly and immersive Minecraft community? Look no further! Crafted Survival is the perfect blend of vanilla gameplay with a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things exciting. Join today and start your adventure!

Features:
✨ Semi-Vanilla SMP – Enjoy a classic survival experience with helpful plugins.
🏠 Land Claiming – Protect your builds from griefers!
🛒 Shopping District – Trade and shop with other players with a diamond economy.
🌎 Live World Map – Explore the world in real-time.
👑 Ranks System – Earn trust-based ranks by playtime and voting.
💤 One-Player Sleep – No more waiting for everyone to sleep!
🚀 Community Events – Participate in fun events hosted by our amazing team!

How to Join:

Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/s5nVPt6vbp

Ready to Survive and Thrive?

Join today and start your adventure on Crafted Survival. We can’t wait to see you there! Happy crafting! ⛏️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have land claiming to protect builds from griefers.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are earned based on playtime and voting.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, we regularly host fun events for players to participate in.

Dreams of Sarah 1.21

attractiveness, beauty standards, Boundaries, consent, desirability, dreams, Evaluation, fuckable, Individuality, judgment, objectification, Opinions, personal preference, physical appearance, Rate, Respect, sarah, Sarah Rukaj, self worth, sexual appeal, societal standards, Thoughts

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

OMG, forget about that, have you heard about this Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses? It’s like a psychedelic trip into a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in a pixelated world. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond armor that makes you invincible (almost).

You’ll never get bored with our custom mini-games like “TNT Spleef” and “Zombie Disco Party.” Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry (literally, your character will cry in-game).

So, forget about Sarah Rukaj and come join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

TehranUniProtestMCServer

19 year old, activism, civil disobedience, death, demonstration, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, intensify, iran, Justice, mourning, political turmoil, PROTESTS, resistance, solidarity, STUDENT, Tehran University, TehranUniProtestMCServer, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Towns Built:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE POPPIN’ LIKE A BUNCH OF POPCORN IN A MICROWAVE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND IT TURNED INTO A REAL-LIFE CASTLE!

ALSO, IF YOU JOIN, YOU GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND TALK IN SPANISH!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON STARTS A BOY BAND AND TAKES OVER THE SERVER! #SAVEOURBLOCKS #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

NATOvsZelenskyCraft

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, nato, NATOvsZelenskyCraft, Peacekeeping, president, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can like, battle russia and stuff? well, u found the right place, cuz on this server, we got zelensky warning russia and nato and all that crazy stuff.

join us and be a part of the epic battle between nations, build ur base, gather ur resources, and get ready to wage war on russia with ur minecraft skills.

who needs real life drama when u can have all the excitement in the virtual world? come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in minecraft land. u won’t regret it, trust me.

No Wrong Way Minecraft

Certainty, Clarity, Communication, Context, Conversation, cultural norms, dialogue, Etiquette, Implications, Intentions, interpersonal skills., Language, Minecraft, misunderstandings, phrases, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social cues, Subtlety, Tone, wrong

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will blow ur mind and make u question reality? well, u came to the right place, my friend. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. it was wild, man.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle against evil witches who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. but don’t worry, we got ur back.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the most insane, epic, and downright ridiculous adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell ur friends.

The Perch

claiming system, community-driven, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Graves, great community, hard mode, Ip:, Map, never-resetting map, perch, Perks, Player Warps, player-run shopping center, Playtime, Ranking system, Rent, sell claims, smp, Store, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	185	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crops Grown:	8487	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to The Perch Minecraft Server!

Server Details:
Sem-Vanilla
Community-Driven
Refreshing Custom Features

Core Features:

A ranking system based on playtime with perks
Intuitive claiming system with rent and sell ability
Active economy with player-warps
Never-resetting map in Hard mode
Graves spawn at death location

For more information and to join us, visit our server, Discord, Store and Map.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a safe environment.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, we have a fully player-run shopping center where you can set up your shop.
Are there any special events on the server?	We regularly host events and competitions for our community to enjoy.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we value community feedback and often implement suggestions for new features.

We hope to see you join our great community soon! <3

Hololive Card Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Alternative Simulator, AUTOMATED, Beginners, CARD, card list, Competition, cover, Fans, HASHTAG, hololive, manual, Official Card Game, Online Simulator, online store, Price checks, Quest, rules, Set 3 Info, Spreadsheet, trading card game, twitter, Updates, Watame

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like hololive OFFICIAL CARD GAME but in blocky form. We build and compete with fans, like, who wouldn’t wanna do that? Plus, there are rules and a card list spreadsheet, so you won’t get lost in the madness. And there’s an online simulator – automated, no less – and an alternative manual one if you’re feeling old school. Check out the Twitter hashtag for some spicy updates and hit up the JP online store for price checks. Set 3 is where it’s at, bro, don’t miss out on the fun!

CarCrashRoomieNoMore

apartment living, borrowing car, Boundaries, car accidents, car damage, Car Insurance, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair, car responsibility, car safety, CarCrashRoomieNoMore, Communication, damaged car, Dent, friendship boundaries, roommate, roommate conflicts, Scratch, shared living, trust issues

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of roommates who treat your car like a bumper car at the carnival? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own car out of blocks and never have to worry about dents or scratches again!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life car borrowing drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only scratches you’ll find are from creepers exploding near your precious vehicle.

Don’t let your roommate’s reckless driving get you down – join our server and show off your car-building skills in a safe and dent-free environment. Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the awkward conversations about who’s responsible for the damage ever again!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the car borrowing drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to build a virtual car than to deal with real-life car troubles caused by your roommate’s questionable driving skills.

SelfDate? Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-identity, self-reflection journal prompts, self-reflection questions, self-reflection techniques, SelfDate, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Towns Built:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So basically, we have this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us quests to find rare blocks like diamond ore and emerald ore, but watch out because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal all our loot. And get this, there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss mob called the Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama. It spits out llamas at you, it’s insane. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that you can ride if you’re feeling brave. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, it’s gonna be epic! #VillagerAliens #EnderLlamaBoss #TNTrollercoaster 🚀🐔🐲

BlockyFamilyRules

#family rituals, bizarre family rules, BlockyFamilyRules, childhood memories, family culture, family customs, family dynamics, family guidelines, family habits, family norms, family quirks, family traditions, family upbringing, Family Values, odd family rules, specific family rules, strange family rules, unique family rules, weird family rules

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must wear a banana costume while playing! Why, you ask? Well, our founder once had a traumatic experience with a monkey and now believes that bananas hold the key to unlocking ultimate gaming skills. Plus, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of players running around in yellow costumes trying to build the craziest structures imaginable?

Join us for epic banana battles, where you can duel other players with banana swords and defend your banana fortress from invading creepers. And don’t forget about our weekly banana eating contests, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potassium!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the fruity fun for yourself. Who knew that wearing a banana costume could lead to such wild adventures in the world of blocks and pixels?

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, controversy, current events, deletes statement, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, official position, opposition, Politics, Server, statement removal, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft, united states, US State Dept

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Mines Excavated:	1569	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.

come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.

so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!