so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a coup attempt but in Minecraft, ya know? we got this former army general dude who’s all like “i’m gonna take over this server” but then he gets arrested by Bolivia or whatever. it’s wild, man. come join us and see if you can overthrow the government or something, lol. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of llamas you’ve ever seen. seriously, it’s worth it just for that. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Divine Spears Created: 24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY