Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and experience a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant flying pigs, and talking trees that give you wisdom (and occasionally roasts). Our server is so lit that even the Creepers dance to disco music instead of blowing you up!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties, with unlimited cake and lava fountain drinks. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head (literally)!
So come on over and join us on this crazy adventure because life is too short to stay in your boring old country. Plus, where else can you ride llamas into battle against evil llamacorns? Sign up now and let the madness begin!
