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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7014 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!