Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

vSprawl

vSprawl.co.uk is a small London Server. We have been running a while but have very few players at the mo. Come and help us make it bigger! We have survival and creative maps and a few useful plugins.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

downundercraft

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Mienenkraft

We are a fairly new server, so there is still a lot of landscape to explore and a lot to build. We have a city as a starting area where you can first look around without monsters. But to really get started you have to get out of the city and settle wherever you want.

Since our server is a server with mods, you have to download our client first. You can find it on our homepage: www.mienenkraft.de Our client doesn’t need a simple installation! Simply download, unzip and start playing! Your own Minecraft version remains completely untouched by us so that you can still play on all your servers. In addition, a texture pack (which supports the mods) is already preinstalled and the server is already set up. But we don’t just have mods. We have also installed some plugins that make the game more fun. For example, we have Chestshop for better trading, Jobs to earn money in the first place, Residence to create and protect properties. Since we are still under construction, we are still looking for many players who want to create their dream world with us. We look forward to seeing you! mfg MK-Team<

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Villages Defended:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InstaCube | Leben Server

Economy, Survival

1.13 | Special attention to detail. Normal world with properties. Freebuild. Stores. Own warps. Rentable marketplaces. “No delete” policy. This is InstaCube. This is your life server.

TeamSpeak: ts.instacube.at Discord: https://discord.gg/pzB9sPG E-Mail: [email protected]

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MinecraftYouPlay

We are a freebuild/survival/PVP server on a self-assembled server for perfect performance. We offer a nice community, a nice gaming atmosphere and hope that you will follow this effort.

We offer the principles of Survival, GS, Anarchy, separated by worlds, as well as hunger games, vanilla PVP and interestingly designed events. For more information you can simply visit our website.

TS3: 194.97.114.3:9056

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Celebration

Creative, Survival, Towny

Come celebrate holidays from around the world. Exploring the international Holiday Plaza displaying holidays recreated Minecraft style. Check out the holiday themed quests areas like Halloween Town, Easter Valley, and North Pole. Settle into a town or start your own. Feel the need to build? Design whatever you wish in the Creative World. Explore the Carnival event area and compete against other players. Then head to the PVP world to try to steal your opponent’s head. There is something for everyone at Celebration.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	160	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LaserCraft

A new small Tekkit Classic server. Great people and an awesome Owner :P! 188.227.183.10:25565 is the ip. LaserCraft welcomes all! So join for a fun time!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

9tx.org

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Griefing, MCMMO/PVP, No Factions – Pure Minecraft! Store your stuff in the Enderchest at spawn – free private item bank!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ores Mined:	5567	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Oak Craft Prison

The first block is Newbie. This is like all prisons and you get access to basics. Then you buy Convict which is still the same as all others. However after that you can choose what you want to buy next Hunting Mining Farming Each of these consist of 3 tiers and you will have to purchase all 3 tiers of each before you can become free.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LifeMMO

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Towny

We are BACK! With our new realistic earth map scale 1:1000 We boast premium TOWNY and premium MCMMO features! Get what you want with advanced trading systems!

Simple, just join (no mods required).

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

mcnovus

It is a great server with multiple worlds. creative, adventure, and survival. we have the tardis, creeper heal, mcmmo+mcmmo rankup, and more. its still kind of new, let me know what you think.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MC.DeepGamers.Net

MC.DeepGamers.net is a PvP, Factions, Raiding, All Hardcore!! We have 3 PvP Arenas.. AND 1 Cow, Pig, and Chicken Killing arena.. 2 Huge Mazes. 1 Has 7 infinite levels. lots of mobs to kill and Free loot in chests We bet you get lost………

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Andromeda Network

FTB, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Andromeda Network is a collection of both modded and non-modded Minecraft servers! We are a small, growing community of players who have been together since 2013! Come join us today! We offer 24/7 servers with little to no lag, cross server chat, donor ranks, voting ranks and more!

We currently host the following servers:

-Stompzcraft – The OG Towny experience! Join with ip: play.an-mc.net

– Vanilla Minecraft – Limited Plugin Minecraft – ip: play.an-mc.net

-MC Eternal – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net:25666

-StoneBlock2 – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net: 25252

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/BJy4EDF

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Laerad SMP

Server Headlines: ============== => Dedicated 24/7 => No registration or signup required! => No donations required! => No PvP except in dedicated PvP maps (warhub). => No creative mode, we play legit, though we have MCMMO to make gathering more fun. => Many plugins to make freebuilding more fun, like Falsebook and Runecraft. => Multiple homes & player teleports. => Guests arrive in a temporary guest world. Ask for promotion after building a house and gathering some food and ores. => Anti-Grief with LWC, Hawkeye, worldguard and deathchests.

Address: mc.laerad.net

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Creature Craft Modded Hub

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Creature Craft is a group of high quality modded and non-modded Minecraft servers it was first started 3 years ago with just a mo’ creatures server and we have grown a lot since then we have just launched the new modded hub project and right now we have Mo’ Creatures and Pixelmon servers with many more on the way all linked to the same hub! We work very hard to keep everything fun and lag free so come join us and have some fun!!

Mo’ Creatures Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The Mo’ Creatures server is a survival server setup with only the Mo’ Creatures mod by dr zhark we have both pvp and non pvp wrapped into the same server so everyone can have fun! We have many plugins and mini games such as Hunger games, Pvp arenas, and many economy based plugins!

Pixelmon Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The pixelmon server is a survival server setup with the pixelmon mod as well as a few of the side mods we try to make sure there are always gym leaders online and host events has much as we can! Once you join all you have to do is walk out of spawn, build your house and catch em all!!!

Modpack Server: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/creature-craft-server-mod-pack.535595 The modpack server is a server setup with a huge variety of mods there are alot of mods so there is always something to do and new mods to try we try to keep everything up to date so come on do some magic, raise a dragon whatever you fancy!!!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.