Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineCrafterCity

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	2469
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	8924	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!