| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8290 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 192 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4620 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 473 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, I tell ya!
And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like a cross between a zombie and a disco ball. You’ll be dancing your way through hordes of sparkly undead creatures.
Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
So what are you waiting for? Get your pixelated butt over here and join the fun! Just don’t blame me if you never want to leave.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3354 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2101 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 92 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Animals Bred: | 170 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Join us and experience the excitement of balancing on a bench with no back support, all while feeling self-conscious in your tight skinny jeans. Who needs a supportive cushion when you have the thrill of constantly balancing to avoid falling?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate showdown with your friends as they call you dramatic and shitty for leaving over a seat. Will you be the asshole in this intense game of friendship drama? Join our server now to find out!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9325 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Emeralds Found: | 9805 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3279 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1810 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1620 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 440 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9408 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
we have diamond rain on jupiter, creeper-infested moons, and even a secret portal to the land of unicorns. our community is so friendly, you’ll think you’re chatting with aliens from a far-off galaxy.
so grab your pickaxe, hop on a rocket ship, and join us for the most out-of-this-world minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream…unless you’re on our discord channel. then everyone can hear you scream.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 252 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!
So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6686 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Votes: | 9281 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 75 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.
And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2836 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2644 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 155 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1675 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7473 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2679 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6062 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 88382 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6654 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1095 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5761 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1004 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5725 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3457 | Votes: | 4933 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6776 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
